You've got what it takes to be a kid
You're real small and you like to jump
You've got what it takes to be a kid
No one understands what you're saying
And you get out of bed at least a million times a night
You've got what it takes!
You've got what it takes to be a kid
You're super light and you barely eat
You've got what it takes to be a kid
You like to climb up a slide and stand in a seat
And you can wear a bright red pair of overalls anywhere
You've got what it takes!
You've got what it takes to be a kid
You've got bangs and you like to trace
You've got what it takes to be a kid
Total strangers want to squeeze your face
And when your teeth fall out no one says "yecch"
Everybody says "Yeah!"
You've got what it takes to be a kid
You've got what it takes to be a kid
You've got what it takes to be a kid
You've got what it takes to be a kid
(You've got what it takes!)
credits
from Songs to Sing at Children,
released May 17, 2018
Written, produced, and performed by Mike Phirman
Milo Phirman as "Kid Who, It Turns Out, Has What It Takes"
The album that inspired "Not This Time (The Kaiju Song)". I love Joseph's comedy, and the accompanying compilation album has some great tracks (see Kevin Murphy's "Goodbye Mister Alcohol"). *Explicit Mike Phirman
Robins decided to release the recording of his 2016 comedy tour during the Covid-19 shutdown at the behest of fans. Bandcamp New & Notable May 29, 2020